I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
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I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
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Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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