Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
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Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
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I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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