Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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