Buhtt sex?
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
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He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
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I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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