is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
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Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
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Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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