haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
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I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
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Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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