So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
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I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
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Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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