using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
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Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
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I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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