at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
You can make out without kissing
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So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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