they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
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I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
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Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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