Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
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Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Blood and glitter go together right?
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
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apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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