Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
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i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
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You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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