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  • 89 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 7:47pm

    SELENA GOMEZ IS HOTTTTT

  • 93 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 10:51am

    10:45 I'd say your mum failed but I know she swallowed. Thank fuck I'm not your dad...

  • 80 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 11:26am

    11:09 And are you proud you can't spell "you're"?

  • 73 64
    Submitted by deuces22 on Aug 24, 10 at 3:20am

    Tyler.Stinson.

  • 80 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 12:51am

    Oh Columbus, I fucking love you.

  • 76 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 1:14pm

    12:33 Billy Ray would insist on watching that and critiquing her performance

  • 69 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 5:49pm

    It's 16 in NC(woohoo!) but it differs from state to state...someplaces its 14...gross..

  • 78 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 10:29am

    Step 4 is likely going to jail and being raped repeatedly by the general population for being a pedderass...She is what 12?

  • 69 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:01am

    Selena Gomez is so much better than Miley Cyrus on so many levels.

  • 69 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 11:27am

    11:09 Stop fucking pedophiles. Problem solved.

  • 65 71
    Submitted by cervantes24 on Mar 19, 10 at 2:30am

    i better as hell be involved in step 4 as well selena gomez is the hottest girl of the planet!

  • 77 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 3:56am

    Old enough to pee, old enough for me... wait... that came out wrong.

  • 60 65
    Submitted by hahahauwish on Jun 3, 10 at 9:25pm

    Selena sucks. So does Miley.

  • 72 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 8:55pm

    Ill steal her boyfriend Taylor Lautner <3 Beautiful plan my friend.

  • 64 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 12:33pm

    I would eat Miley's ass, no questions asked.

  • 69 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 1:42am

    My friend thinks she's cute. I, however, think she looks like a lollipop. And high five to 8:55! Whooooo!

  • 71 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 2:03am

    whoever wrote this is probably the same age as selena gomez so its not pedo,..note the grow stache

  • 65 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 11:41am

    like hannah montana or the jonas brothers..

  • 74 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 10:09pm

    As long as Step 4 involves slowly torturing and murdering Robert Pattinson for being the biggest douchebag alive, I'm cool with it.

  • 69 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 2:18pm

    10:37 shes 17. she turned 17 last week so one more year

  • 58 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 8:51pm

    Yo if step four involves nailing her u can hit me up

  • 72 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 9:53am

    Please post your address. Tha party van needs to know where to set up...

  • 70 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 7:36am

    Step Four: ... Step Five: PROFIT!

  • 68 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 1:30am

    10:22- there was no 9:47 GG

  • 54 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 3:21pm

    Legal age is 16 in the uk ;)

  • 61 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 4:19pm

    And how do you know they arent like. Seventeen? You don't even know how old the people who sent the texts are. So, they might not even BE pedophiles.

  • 65 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 9:43am

    THERE had better be fucking involved in step four. /fixed

  • 48 64
    Submitted by twilightsucksass on Jul 23, 10 at 10:30am

    Selena gomez is hot! Screw you anyone who says otherwise!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 2:55pm

    isnt the consent age 16?

  • 58 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 1:41pm

    how do we know that the OPs arent like 16 or 17?

  • 55 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 10:22am

    9:47 - You fail at failing.

  • 56 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:16am

    Step 6, shave moustache, make scrapbook of experience, leave to kids in will

  • 57 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 5:26am

    O_o 3:56 you are soooo screwey.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 12:15am

    selena is 17 and not all ppl who post are over 18

  • 59 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 12:47pm

    I'm pretty sure fucking was meant as an adverb describing involved, not as a verb, making the text correct in the first place

  • 55 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 1:13pm

    10:34 great movie quote

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 1:07am

    step 4 should be killing her

  • 57 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 2:40pm

    2:18.. why do you know that?

  • 59 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 10:59am

    10:22 - your mom failed when she didn't flush you down the toilet

  • 26 32
    Submitted by lherdade on Feb 9, 12 at 4:18pm

    If they are bleeding they are breeding

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 9:20am

    She is small and ugly.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 10:37am

    She's 16 and she could get it in 2 more years once she's legal.

  • 49 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 1:57pm

    out of all people, why selena gomez?!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 10:40am

    if there is grass on the field...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 3:49pm

    Age of consent is 17 in Texas!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 3:56am

    if there isn't grass on the field...play in the mud. that's a joke...obviously.