Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
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Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
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Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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