I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
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My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
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My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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