I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
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Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
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Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
My bed smells like the plague
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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