How many more of these texts will we be subjected to? It's just a reworded version. I don't usually complain, but this is the third "I hate him, I wanna fuck him" in a week.
Tonight is Saturday. Go out to your local bar. Find a guy who you don't think can expect to do any better than you tonight. Tell him that if he does a good job eating you, he can fuck you.
I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little fuck, none of you little fucks out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little fuck. Then I rub my nose with it.
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