Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
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So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
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She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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