Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
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i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
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We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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