sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
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Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
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she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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