someone owes me an orgasm
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
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we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
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All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
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