This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
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I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I could fuck to npr.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
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I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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