i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
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i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
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Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
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