Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
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in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
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It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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