you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
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So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
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Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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