I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
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I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
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I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
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He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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