i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
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trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
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If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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