I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
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I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
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I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I would ride that face into the sunset
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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