Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
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She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
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And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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