If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
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Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
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He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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