Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
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he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
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Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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