Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
barbara walters just said penis...
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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