gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
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Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
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Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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