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  • 60 37
    Submitted by Tyler9978 on Sep 28, 11 at 11:07am

    that wasn't an angel that was the condom fairy

  • 52 41
    Submitted by sevran on Sep 29, 11 at 4:05am

    So the OP is basically saying that Heaven has decided he shouldn't be allowed to have children. I'm scared to imagine what his children would be that Angels had to be involved to stop it.

  • 49 41
    Submitted by Vilexxica on Sep 28, 11 at 2:00pm

    Some of us actually have access to large quantities of condoms and are terrified at the thought of the average person procreating, so we go around to bars/concerts/etc. and discreetly slip condoms into pockets and purses so as to avoid polluting humanity any further.

  • 40 39
    Submitted by imissrickscott on Sep 28, 11 at 4:38pm

    There was no bell. Fired!

  • 39 42
    Submitted by renalove on Sep 28, 11 at 10:57am

    Uh..? What ?

  • 33 39
    Submitted by tellitagainbro on Sep 28, 11 at 1:08pm

    Saved by the bell.

  • 33 48
    Submitted by heatherly84 on Sep 30, 11 at 5:43pm

    You actually probably shouldn't use condoms you don't remember putting in your pocket, on the offchance they've been in there since the last time you wore them. Condoms that've been through the washer and dryer are not good. Safety first, kids.