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  • Submitted by brittlestar on Jul 1, 10 at 10:16am

    Urban Dictionary gives you several options, your choice depending how fat she is and if she's on her period!

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      Submitted by dancerchick94 on Jul 2, 10 at 9:44pm

      I suddenly feel sad. I thumbs upped this comment and changed the number from 69 to 70. :(

  • Submitted by jaytkabb on Jul 1, 10 at 12:05pm

    She's not coming. Her fat friend is.

  • Submitted by laf24 on Jul 1, 10 at 10:12am

    i'll take a blobjob and assume the risk of not knowing what it could be

  • Submitted by arthurlux on Jul 1, 10 at 12:23pm

    I call Rule 34.

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    Submitted by NationOfThizzlam on Jul 1, 10 at 12:28pm

    how do you end up hitting b instead of w? on any keyboard you look at they're nowhere near each other...

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    Submitted by Fergalicious on Jul 2, 10 at 7:27am

    Is it sad if I seriously can't stop laughing at this?

  • Submitted by buzzcutt on Jul 1, 10 at 6:49pm

    I imagine you got chocolate on your dick, and not the good kind...

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    Submitted by bishop525 on Aug 27, 10 at 4:18pm

    Sounds like a grenade's gonna give u head. The situation.

  • Submitted by redrum_SQUAIDS on Jul 3, 10 at 9:15am

    Eh well yeah.... Just roll with it.

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    Submitted by nonz on Jul 2, 10 at 12:10am

    I haven't got q blobjob since nam

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    Submitted by whiteknave on Jul 1, 10 at 12:12pm

    Do you like water sports?

  • Submitted by ERRORCODE616 on Jul 1, 10 at 3:28pm

    Isn't that somewhere between (or a combination of) a blowjob and a boobjob?

  • Submitted by anomymouse on Jul 1, 10 at 10:14am

    Blobjob is just a fuckup when you're messing around... You know. Sexually.

  • Submitted by nicky9988 on Jul 1, 10 at 10:16am

    Oh and قاسمخفبن٣٨ خкшщхηκψכחגו那覇羽\nたは하ㅗгллгнщщжпточфњљขยสดขนทодбн比厂已心山女,ㄇㄝ weird letters ftw

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    Submitted by cbtango on Jul 10, 10 at 1:35am

    Hahahahaha

  • Submitted by nicky9988 on Jul 1, 10 at 10:14am

    Lol it's probally some crazy thing that envolves a 9 inch nail your pee hole and a hammer

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    Submitted by ZacAttack188 on Jul 1, 10 at 6:13pm

    Hey Bro,\nThis has probably already passed but anyways,\nAssume you are getting a blow job if not some other sort of piece...\nGood work bro, that text was definitely good! even though the typo...

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    Submitted by chipmunk94 on Mar 11, 12 at 12:27pm

    A blobjob probably

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    Submitted by baggeroftea on Jul 2, 10 at 6:48am

    Maybe she's fat and youre renaming all aspects of sex to encompass her obesity.

  • Submitted by janky on Jul 1, 10 at 10:16am

    Go fuk yourself