i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
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I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
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And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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