I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
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So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
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When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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