**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
handjob tips. give me some.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
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I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
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My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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