If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
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He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
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Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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