It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
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He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
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We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Such a big mess for such a small penis
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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