He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
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I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
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Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
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