im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
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Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
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Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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