I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
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Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
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There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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