as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
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just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
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She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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