So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
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He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
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I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
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