at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
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got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
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Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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