drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
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In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
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There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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