Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
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That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
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New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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