Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize