normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
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I will be naked everywhere
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
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Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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