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Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
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So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
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Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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