She's JV to your varsity
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
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I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
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Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I have aggressive nipples.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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